Dear UVU Services

SO I don't have a parking pass! I have a few tickets to my name, I got a boot the other day and now I'm a good for nothing scum bag in your eyes.
Dear parking service lady on the telephone who sounds like the secretary slug from monsters inc.,
I don't appreciate your lack of enthusiasm on the phone. When I call a little frazzled I don't need you telling me in your sassy/blan/monotone voice that I suck at life and will be towed if I'm ever spotted on campus again. Well guess what sally bo jo I've got news for you! I will be on campus again! I will have to drive here, park my car and go to my finals next week! But I will surely park in my rightful spot AKA where the lord never tows... INSTITUTE parking!
But hey you will see my driving around, possibly taunting your service cars, but when you see me on campus are you going to come tow me mid-driving? Well MAM you don't have the right to tell me that I should never be on campus again! Now get a life and stop ruining other people's lives!
Sincerely Rebekah
(YES i understood the terms before I chose to park in one of your lots, but have a little courtesy)
OK I GET IT!!!!!

On the other hand
Dear Student Connections,
I appreciate your kindness in allowing me to get a new ID card even though my Drivers license was not with me. You're sweet, thoughtful and understand how important Hawaii is to me!
Thanks for just being on top of your game and kind to the students of UVU!

Let's hope the DMV doesn't stomp on my dignity now!

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1 comments:

  1. hahaha! You are so funny! And I love the part about her sounding like "Roz" the secretary!

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